Disney Memories

You wonder why the mice, ducks, and chipmunks aren't 6 feet tall anymore.
You cry when you catch yourself pointing withonly one finger.
On Thursday nights you drive around wondering where PI went.
You explain to random people on the street that "The 3:00 Parade starts at 3:00"
You forget that you don't have to wear the same outfit everyday, so you do.
You think the toilets are angry at you because they don't flush themselves anymore.
The people at the newstand give you strange looks when you ask for the latest "Eyes and Ears"
Guys can't stop shaving everyday, ever.
Girls can't stop wearing panty hose everyday, ever.
You can't stop calling everyone Sir or Ma'am.
You keep on looking for the secret entrances to your town's Utilidor.
You get into arguments with clerks everytime you go shopping because you don't get a 20% discount.
You built a card board timeclock in your room.
You check in and out when you enter or leave your room.
You yelled at your boss for calling you an employee.
You got fired for calling your boss by their first name.
You can't stop being polite, no matter how hard you try.
You wonder why no one else is wearing their name tag.
You can't stop speaking in Radio Code (ie "Sorry my car is 101 at this time")
You try to get a fast pass for your college dining hall.