Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tinkerbell, Apr 21, 2005.

  1. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell New Member

    yay!!!!!!! a doctor friend..........yay!!!!!!!!!!!.........why hello DR george! were the oobsession comes from for ER................uh are u cgunna handle all the cute dr's
  2. bambi_mad

    bambi_mad New Member

    i'm not!! lol!!!!!!! i'm george clooney!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhahahahaha ;D ;) ;)
  3. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell New Member

    lol.we wish u were geoge :D
  4. bambi_mad

    bambi_mad New Member

    are you trying to say i'm ugly again!!!!!!!!! shocking!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell New Member

    lol.well gerogre u aint a bloke!!11 :D
  6. bambi_mad

    bambi_mad New Member

    this is true!!!!!!! ;D ;D
  7. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell New Member glad!!!!!!!1 ;) :D ;D ;D
  8. bambi_mad

    bambi_mad New Member

    i know you are!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
  9. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell New Member

    a bloke!!!!!!! how dare u how dare u!!

  10. bambi_mad

    bambi_mad New Member

    i didnt call you a bloke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell New Member

    oh gosh!!!!! i just re-read! ooopppps i think i took one of ur blonde moments aways from u!!1
  12. ellen101

    ellen101 New Member

    Blimey you two!! you don't half jabber on!! hehe!! ;)

    got any more jokes anyone??

    Ellen xxx :D
  13. Jjsweet1402

    Jjsweet1402 New Member

    a blind bloke walks in to the pub and he mate takes him up to get a drink, while there the blind man says to hes mate, i've got a brilliant blonde joke for ya! so hes mate say what 1 moment cause nest to u is a 200lb blonde kick-boxer, next to her is a 300lb blonde wreastler and next to her is a 400lb blonde soumo wreastler, do u still wanna tell it?

    so the blind bloke goes no its ok, cause i'll have to explain it 3 time!!!!


    Q: what do you get if you cross a welsh man and 500 sheep?

    A: a pimp


    in 2002 we went on our first family holiday to florida and were going through customs when my little brother points at the american line and gos "look mum there all in the wrong que"

    so my mum turns round and asks why? only to get my little brother to answer "their to skinny they should be here with us"

    bearing in mind he said it quite loud that everyone in the area went silent and just looked straight at him, poor bugger i've never seen my mum go as red as she did then


    theres some more jokes for you ellen

    sorry if they offned any blondes or welsh people

  14. ellen101

    ellen101 New Member

    I'm blonde....I love blonde jokes!!! I'm also from Essex....and everyone knows what kind of jokes that stirs up....but it's all so funny!! :D

    Ellen xxx
  15. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell New Member

    u ready for sum essex jokes ellen ;)
    An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.
    Medic: It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions
    Girl: OK
    Medic: What's your name?
    Girl: Sharon?
    Medic: OK Sharon, is this your car?
    Sharon: Yes
    Medic: Where are you bleeding from?
    Sharon: Romford, mate
  16. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell New Member

    An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, Treacle, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful! It's not just one car! said the Essex girl, There's hundreds of them!

  17. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell New Member

    Q: What makes an Essex girls eyes light up?
    A: A torch shone in her ear. ;D .i will stop now,before i cget carried away
  18. ellen101

    ellen101 New Member

    HaHa!!! :D Love 'em!! :D

    (and I shop in Romford sometimes ::))

    Ellen x :D
  19. Jjsweet1402

    Jjsweet1402 New Member

    i would do sum essex jokes, but us chatham girls are defently a second runner with all the blinking chaves round here!!! (plus there kinda rude)

    so i'll just stick with the blonde ones

    What do you call a buncha blondes standing ear to ear?

    A wind tunnel!


    Why did God create brunettes?

    So ugly men wouldn't be left out!

    Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

    She heard the drinks were on the house.
  20. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell New Member

    hey,i could stay away from the jokes....heres a few more,i posted in the tamest essex gal there are a few racy ones,which i will not be putting in.....

    heres a good ol blondy joke

    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
    One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

    The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

    The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

    POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

    Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

    POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

    The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

    The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

    The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

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